Writer: Sasman! 
Date:Saturday November 26 2011
Time: 11:18PM
The Brittania
Attendance:
In what was one of the worst, most one dimensional football match in recent history, Stoke ended a home losing streak, extending Blackburn's run of games without a win, a 3-1 victory giving the hosts breathing space between themselves and the drop zone. As for Blackburn, its not looking good at all.
Jason Lowe was welcomed back into the starting 11, whilst Formica and Rochina were both chosen in midfield.
Robinson
Lowe, Dann, Hanley, Givet
Nzonzi
Rochina, Gamst, Pedersen
Formica, Yakubu
Overall, it was a game of nothing. Both teams failed to string consecutive passes together, both teams slid in on every tackle and both teams wanted to have a running arguement throughout the game. The difference was, Stoke took their chances, Blackburn did not. And whilst Steve Kean will rave on post game about how well we played and created so many chances, at the end of the day Sir, our team is in the drop zone, and does not even look like clawing its way out...
Stoke exposed Blackburn early, Etherington and Pennant given plenty of space down either flank, whilst Crouch was the obvious outlet up front, knocking the ball on for former Rover Jon Walters. However the opening goal came through an unlikely source. A Steve Nzonzi foul handed Jermaine Pennant a free kick from 30 yards out. Whipped into the box, Rory Delap evaded his marker, pouncing to poke a header in from 6 yards...1-0 Stoke
Stoke continued to maintain some pressure whilst Blackburn were happy to return the ball to the home side on every opportunity. Gamst Pedersen and Nzonzi must of been seeing red throughout the game, as their pass percentage would not of climbed 25%. As for Ruben Rochina, I dont think he registered a pass percentage, attempting to take on the whole team at times with no success. Junior Hoillet lost the ball way too many times down the left flank, going to ground at the slightest of touches whilst Yakubu was not being fed up front.
All that criticism and we have not even got to the defence yet...that will come later. Half Time 1-0
A movie moment occured early in the second half as garbage bags managed to find their way onto the pitch, the crowd chanting, 'What a load of Rubbish'..
Blackburn's best opportunity could of changed the game. Rovers came out firing in the second half, moving the ball well (if you call stringing 3 passes together well) and getting into the Stoke box. Rochina finally managed to skip past a few players and when it looked like his final touch was a bit too strong, a deft back heel created a golden opportunity for Mauro Formica, facing an open goal from 4 yards out. The Argentine fluffed it though, a clean air swing, and that was that...
With 30 to go, Stoke put the game beyond doubt. Jon Walters rolled it back to Whelan, who lined up his strike from 25 yards. A desperate Scott Dann attempted to block the shot, however all he managed to do was redirect the ball, leaving Paul Robinson stranded, 2-0 Stoke
The worst was yet to come for Blackburn. Marc Wilson sent a long ball over the Rovers defence, with Jason Lowe and Scott Dann left watching. Peter Crouch picked up the scraps, poking home past Paul Robinson who should of done better...3-0 Stoke
The Rovers players must be getting paid incentives, as they turned up in the final 15 minutes. Nzonzi made tackles, Gamst moved the ball, Yakubu found space and Rochina found the back of the net. A neat run saw Rochina cut back in on his man before unleashing a left footed strike, 3-1 Stoke
Yakubu was next to try his luck, Nzonzi dropped a through ball onto the Yak's right peg, who managed to take the ball in his stride, however his strike was straight at Sorensen. Rochina almost made it 3-2 as his 30 yard bender was tipped just wide by Sorensen
Full Time
Stoke 3
Blackburn 1
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