Got any more funny jokes Neil?
Rovers are bracing themselves for a busy window and one of the top priorities will be hanging onto star defender Chris Samba.
Samba is again likely to be subject of interest for roughly the 8th transfer window in a row from the vultures circling.
First up who HAVE registered an interest are QPR who are now backed by owner Tony Fernandes, who actually wants to invest in the side... yes it does happen Venky's.
But the first opening bid is likely to raise a chuckle as it stands at £6 million.
That's £6 million. For a man who has four years left on his current deal, who has other clubs of a higher profile wanting him and is without doubt Rovers star player.
The Daily Mail is reporting - 'QPR want to test the water with a bid of around £6m. However, that will be rebuffed as Blackburn want around £10m.'