News Flash!!!! Grella Plays 90 minutes!!!
It has been reported in the Blackburn Times, that the man who fills up more English Hospital beds then the rest of Lancashire, Vince Grella, managed to play a full 90 minutes, without any signs of an injury!
Vince woke up first thing in the morning, avoided falling off the bed. He didnt burn his hand making toast, or cut it using the blender for his morning shake. He kissed his wife without recieving any diseases, then made it to the ground in one piece.
No fractured fingers after shaking all the players hands, managed to get dressed without pulling a muscle, then completed the warm up. He did not go deaf after listening to the pre match instrutions, and played a full 90 minutes!
So Well in Vince Grella, a good performance, now more off...please? For my sake at least???