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Chimbo banned from driving for six months!

Chimbo banned from driving for six months!

Blackburn Rovers player Pascal Chimbonda was caught speeding in Nottinghamshire and in North Yorkshire and has been banned from driving for six months.

Chimbonda, who has racked up a string of points on his license apparently, did not appear in court for the sentencing and was told of his ban by phone.

The French international and new Rovers defender was caught speeding at 82mph in a 70mph zone in his black Cadillac car, which to be fair costs more than your standard Renault Espace.

He has not commented on specualtion that he will have to bunk a lift off of El Hadji Diouf to training due to intense exposure to being spat at in the passenger seat.*

Furthermore he has also ruled out getting a lift with Jason Roberts as he regularly misses his parking spot from close range and Benni is always late due to a stop off at a nearby takeaway on the way to Brockhall.*

Apparently we now live in a world where getting a lift to work with Morten Gamst Pedersen is the safest alternative!

More on this as we get it.

* I may have made these bits up.

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Writer:Mikey Delap
Date:Monday September 28 2009
Time: 3:43PM

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I bet he is not happy about this!
Mikey D
28/09/2009 15:45:00
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I had to re-read that headline, first off I thought it said banned from diving... I really need to get my eyes tested... or just get a life!
The Fear
28/09/2009 17:06:00
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No comment fear! lol
Mikey D
28/09/2009 17:21:00
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probably wise mate, you know I'd only get upset! :o) Damn, your name is still showing as Mikey D on the comments, will get that sorted!
The Fear
28/09/2009 17:30:00
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its my fault for not relogging in!!! lol
Mikey D
28/09/2009 17:58:00
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See - just laziness from me! lol
Mikey Delap
28/09/2009 18:04:00
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oh right, git a go and check it then mate and let me know... !
The Fear
28/09/2009 18:18:00
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oh, you have...! Cool... Right, I'll bugger off and leave you all alone now!
The Fear
28/09/2009 18:18:00
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How far away do you reckon his new house is away from blackburn, hope this wont effect his performance on the pitch. Nice puns Mikey, gave us a chuckle although dont think chimbonda would like em lol.
mutts nutts
28/09/2009 19:52:00
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lolllll well said Mikey...well said!
sasman
29/09/2009 00:03:00
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