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Adventures of an International Rover

From Perth, Western Australia (WA)

12:00 Setting the Scene
Its midday in WA and the temperature is rising. The mighty Rovers are facing Liverpool tonight and it's going to be an epic. The sausages cook away on the BBQ and I set about trying to convert some friends to our cause. We crack the first beer of the day and settle into some ridiculous banter about the game, its history and why we should all go into town supporting a team that is… well… not starting as favourites.

13:00 Flying the Colours
Convincing my esteemed colleagues to support the blue and whites has not been easy. But throwing around terms like 'Emerton' and 'Grella' has given them false hope and I have managed to draw them in. With their unwavering loyalty secured, the time has come to christen the boys with blue and white. I give out a couple of jerseys and for the first time in West Australian history, a group of people are wearing Blackburn shirts.

15:30 The Art of War
Soon we must leave. The game starts at 19:30 and we will have to take an hour long train ride so we can watch the game on a bigger screen. With several beverages beginning to take effect, I step up and begin a rant. 'Gentlemen, today is going to be a war. We will be outnumbered and outgunned. Indeed, the possibility of victory is remote and the chances of casualties remain very high…' ok- this account is not entirely accurate, but the whole point of the 'Aus Rovers Dunkirk' was to convey two life saving points:

1) Should we be insulted by a reds fan, ask them 'when was the last time you won a premiership?'

2) On the off chance we somehow lose, change tactic and say 'I'd rather see your mob win the title then those ****** from Manure'.

18:00 First Contact
We arrive in Perth and set about finding a pub. We have not gone far before we stumble into a group of people wearing red. Through a slight and unexplained blurry haze, we identify them as the enemy. They turn and launch the first attack 'No hope tonight boys… Torres could take you by himself'. Suddenly, its game time and as one, the new Rovers come together. 'When was the last time you won a Premiership' SNAP. The counter attack has been moderately successful and although it has failed to nullify the enemy, we manage to last for another round.

19:30 The 4th Minute
We make it to our big screen. There is plenty of red and absolutely no blue and white. The chants begin and we settle in for a big game… Then the line-ups come on screen. My heart stops. Treacy and Mokoena are starting. To make matters worse, there is no striker on the field because our centre back is playing forward. All the boys hurriedly agree that in this situation 'a draw is basically a win'. And then it gets to the fourth minute, Torres scores an incredible goal and everything goes blank.

20:20 Hindsight
'2-0, I mean that's as good as a win really'. I regain my senses somewhere during the half time break. But the game resumes, the goal posts keep moving and as yet another goal goes in, its time to move on. The game ends with hearty cheers from those in red and a belated applause from the rest.

22:00 Why?
We trudge off to drown our sorrows at a new location. On our way, we encounter a security guard, who takes a liking to our blue and white attire. He then asks us about the game, pointing to a L.F.C tattoo on his arm. We tell him the score and ask for his thanks in the assistance we have provided in the title race. We then spin the famous get-out-of-jail card, telling him we'd rather see Liverpool win the title. Then the question of the night hits. 'Why do you support Blackburn?'

This is the one question that kept coming up the whole night. No one could understand why we would choose Blackburn over the big four. But the reply came rather swiftly from one of my colleagues: 'history and heart'. Yes the reasoning is infallible and the logic of it simply defied the amount of liquor already consumed. With our red friend satisfied, we went off to enjoy the rest of the night, admirably failing in our efforts to court the female populace.

02:00 Vital Blackburn
Calling it early, we caught the last train home and reminisced about life (whilst intermittently trying some fantastic lines on unsuspecting women). All in all, it had been a great night. Sure the mighty Rovers had lost severely, but I realised the amount of time people have for the smaller clubs. We may not have the money, location or star power, but the Rovers are truly for everyone.

So I encourage you all to join Vital Blackburn and become an international Rover.

By Retroflair31


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Date:Tuesday April 14 2009

Time: 4:59PM

Your Comments

Superb account of your evening Retroflair31, it sounds like you had quite and evening there dude it's just a shame Rovers lost 4-0. Good to see you (and your mates) flying the Rovers flag in Oz as a group though, superb!!!
Walker
Superb account of your evening Retroflair31, it sounds like you had quite and evening there dude it's just a shame Rovers lost 4-0. Good to see you (and your mates) flying the Rovers flag in Oz as a group though, superb!!!
Walker
great work all around this Retro!!!! really good read....
Mikey D
great work all around this Retro!!!! really good read....
Mikey D
fantastic read that! Was laughing all through it, it is so similar to my experience here in Dubai. Well done, and, because this is about my 3rd comment of the entire season (and 3 IS a lucky number), well done to all involved in the site. Keep it (and Rovers) up!
Desert Kiwi
fantastic read that! Was laughing all through it, it is so similar to my experience here in Dubai. Well done, and, because this is about my 3rd comment of the entire season (and 3 IS a lucky number), well done to all involved in the site. Keep it (and Rovers) up!
Desert Kiwi
hahahaha!!!! fantastic read champ, you forgot midnight mass though!!! oh wait, 3 hours time delay, i had to jet of at half time for easter mass, ah well great read
sasman
hahahaha!!!! fantastic read champ, you forgot midnight mass though!!! oh wait, 3 hours time delay, i had to jet of at half time for easter mass, ah well great read
sasman
lol cheers guys much appreciated, just thought with the 4-0 game something different would be good. ahh forgive me Sas i didn't make it to midnite mass (somehow made it 9.30 sunday though :)... and keep those comments coming Desert Kiwi!
retroflair31
lol cheers guys much appreciated, just thought with the 4-0 game something different would be good. ahh forgive me Sas i didn't make it to midnite mass (somehow made it 9.30 sunday though :)... and keep those comments coming Desert Kiwi!
retroflair31
we want more of this!!!! who wants to step up and do another international rovers report, your game day experience!!!! great stuff, any other ideas lads? if you do write up an article, feel free to post it on the news suggestion link, or even private msg my self, mikey and maybe even bommy for our emails and we shall post it up for you!!
sasman
we want more of this!!!! who wants to step up and do another international rovers report, your game day experience!!!! great stuff, any other ideas lads? if you do write up an article, feel free to post it on the news suggestion link, or even private msg my self, mikey and maybe even bommy for our emails and we shall post it up for you!!
sasman
I love this article. "History and Heart", can we make this the new Vital blackburn moto. Being a Rovers fan fro outside the North-west, I also get asked "why?" at every opportunity. I'm also usually the only one supporting them when their games are deemed fit for TV (usually only against the Big 4/Spurs/West Ham)... Still, people generally seem well-disposed towards us, apart from Spurs fans which blot the south like a plague......
Money4midfield
I love this article. "History and Heart", can we make this the new Vital blackburn moto. Being a Rovers fan fro outside the North-west, I also get asked "why?" at every opportunity. I'm also usually the only one supporting them when their games are deemed fit for TV (usually only against the Big 4/Spurs/West Ham)... Still, people generally seem well-disposed towards us, apart from Spurs fans which blot the south like a plague......
Money4midfield
Hey if anyone wants to share their experience with us then that IS what this site is all about - the fans. Money and retro have both had very good articles sent in. Both of which got great responses. Keep em coming...
Mikey D
Hey if anyone wants to share their experience with us then that IS what this site is all about - the fans. Money and retro have both had very good articles sent in. Both of which got great responses. Keep em coming...
Mikey D
hahaha money so true about the Spurs. i got a couple of Spurs mates and i have to laugh when they crap on about being on the read to europe... 'maybe next year champ' lol. and feel free to use the 'history and heart'- cheers for the wrap
retroflair31
hahaha money so true about the Spurs. i got a couple of Spurs mates and i have to laugh when they crap on about being on the read to europe... 'maybe next year champ' lol. and feel free to use the 'history and heart'- cheers for the wrap
retroflair31
 

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